A couple of weeks after Manuel-gate and the dust is finally starting to settle, i.e. The Daily Mail has found something else to occupy itself with.
Wossy emerged from hiding last night looking much slimmer than usual (probably due to that 3-month suspension and the loss of £1million...). And although Russell is still busying himself States-side at least we have his Ponderland show to keep us amused (or rather perplexed and not-that-surprised when he revealed that as an ESOL teacher he tried to bed all of his adult female students).
However... this begs the question of why oh why is Kerry Katona self-confessed coke addict, alcoholic and general mess still fronting the Iceland adverts? As a family company who exactly do the advertising execs at the supermarket chain think they're appealing to? Although it is hardly surprising considering Katona's co-star is no other than Colleen Nolan who once promised to get her son a hooker if he passed his GCSEs (as you do).
So how come Wossy, Russell and others before them (Kate Moss, anyone?) lost contracts and millions of pounds through their various scandals and Katona is still recieving fat checks which are likely to be spent on the you-know-what?
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